Meat Loaf and Céline Dion.
Both sang “It’s All Coming Back To Me Now.”
Whose rendition is better?
I have my take, but I won’t say.
I don’t want to cloud your judgment.
Think French Canadian.
The song, by the way,
was inspired by Emily Brontë’s “Wuthering Heights.”
That was made into a feature film.
Starring Ralph Fiennes.
He was brilliant as Voldemort.
Voldemort. Harry Potter’s archenemy.
Harry Potter. He loves treacle tart.
Treacle tart. How come I’ve never had it?
Why don’t I make some?
Oh no, can’t find golden syrup.
But chocolate trumps everything.
Including golden syrup.
That’s it, I’m making chocolate tarts!
See, it all makes sense.
Zero to Hero assignment for the day asks us to explore our blogging voice, so I thought I’d speak like how my brain talks to me. Are you scared yet?
Chocolate Ganache Meringue Tart
Crust
1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
2 tsp sugar
Pinch of salt
1 stick (8 tbsp) cold butter, cut into pieces
1/4 cup cold milk
1. In a large bowl, combine flour, salt, and sugar. Using a fork or a pastry blender, cut butter into flour until mixture resembles coarse crumbs.
2. Sprinkle cold milk one tablespoon at a time. Toss and mix with a fork, until dough is just moist enough to form a ball when pressed together.
3. Shape dough into a ball, then flatten into a disk. Wrap with plastic wrap, and refrigerate for an hour.
4. Pre-heat oven to 350° F.
5. On a lightly floured surface, roll out pastry to a 1/4 inch thickness. Cut pastry to fit your tart pans.
6. Poke pastry several times with a fork. Bake for 15 minutes or until golden. Remove from oven and let cool. Remove from tart pans once cooled and pour filling in.
Filling/Ganache
5 oz dark chocolate (60 % cacao) morsels
1 tbsp butter, cut into pieces
1 tbsp sugar
1 cup heavy cream
1. Place chocolate, sugar, and butter in a bowl.
2. Heat cream on medium-high until it simmers. Remove from heat.
3. Pour hot cream over chocolate and stir until melted and smooth.
4. Pour into tart shells.
5. Let filling/ganache cool before topping with meringue.
Meringue
2 egg whites, room temperature
1/4 tsp cream of tartar
1/2 tsp vanilla
2 tbsp sugar
1. In a deep bowl, beat egg whites, cream of tartar and vanilla at medium speed until soft peaks form, about 2 minutes.
2. Add sugar, sprinkling 1 tbsp at a time, beating at high-speed until stiff peaks form, and meringue looks glossy, about 3-4 minutes.
3. Spoon or pipe meringue decoratively onto cool ganache.
4. Bake at 350° F for 5 minutes until top of meringue is light golden.
I’m not scary at all…your cakes are a masterpiece of your blogging voice… so, go ahead!
All right, then, but I’m warning you…it’s not always so pretty! 🙂
hey there – GREAT – love the way your brain speaks to you, really good writing, like it a lot! Congrats!
Thanks Polianthus, always comforting to get your seal of approval. XOXO
I look at your posts and am often amused by the irony of the ‘novice’ in your pen -name. They are BRILLIANT! I want one 😦 and nothing like this seems likely for miles and days.
Love the limerick like intro.
Whoa…that’s high praise! But don’t expect too much of anything coming out of my garden. That part, I’m still far from being brilliant. 🙂
How funny! You have literally brought us into your head!! Cool 👍
Oh, I’m relieved to hear that, Elaine. This brain has a mind of its own. Is that even possible?
I think its absolutely how it should be!!
Love the way your mind works and know it only too well, although my connections are frequently less than logical! Those tarts look wonderful!
Does your brain also have a mind of its own? Mine is beyond control!
wonderful as ever Novice Gardener.. just wonderful x
Why, thank you, Mr Fitz! XOXO
Well, if I had to spend time in anyone’s head, yours would be a good pick! I would be guaranteed fabulous food, occasional verse, the odd drawing of Eve and the snake, and much amusement. 😀
That Eve drawing was pretty odd. She was frozen between smile and unsmile. But I used a permanent marker, so I couldn’t unfreeze her. My brain is open for picking anytime, just don’t say I didn’t warn you about what you’ll find there. 🙂
I love this, it has made me so hungry and I have no choice but to try and cook/make this. Your photographs are simply stunning. I read your title first thing this morning as chocolate meat loaf, I was thinking hmmmm interesting, that appeals!!! Am I weird or what. Just goes to show I need glasses and coffee before I get out of bed.
What’s wrong with chocolate meatloaf? Sounds perfectly delicious to me. But I agree with the coffee. 🙂
May we have then a recipe for chocolate meatloaf please with accompanying wonderful photo of yours 🙂 I feel like I am like a spotty teenager at the disco requesting a song! Will said DJ take up said challenge? “Coughs” I mean request 🙂
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Lol! Ermm scratches my head and starts to think I might really get a chocolate meatloaf recipe! Mind you they do chocolate and bacon crisps so perhaps it wouldn’t be such an odd thing after all! By the way your photos are so amazing and whilst I know it’s a talent a good camera is a bonus and I’m on the hunt for a non car sized one that I can take around with me with ease that is easy enough for a child to use as that’s my mental capacity when it comes to cameras, any suggestions welcome:-)
I talked about what camera I bought sometime in June/July. You’ll have to peruse my blog to find out what it is. That way I’ll get more views. 🙂 Okay, okay…enough arm twisting. It’s Sony NEX. I swear by it!
Curtsies, then checks your arm. Thank you so much I will check that out however I don’t expect I will display even the teensiest weensiest bit of proficiency compared to you x
These Tarts look so beautiful!!!
Thank you, Bridget! Very kind of you to say. XOXO
You do everything so-o-o well! They look so yummy…
You think so? Thank you, that was nice to hear! XOXO