I woke up this morning and said to myself,
So I replied, “Are you nuts? The deck is covered in snow! I’m not going out there!”
To which I answered,
“Suit yourself, I’m firing up the grill whether you’re coming with me or not.”
What? Why are you all looking at me like that? You never have conversations with you, like I have with me? Oh? Okay, then, let’s get right to the kebabs.