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“Island Dreaming”

22 Wednesday Jan 2014

Posted by Angie | Fiesta Friday in Cooking, Food Photography & Styling, Poetry

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Bruno Mars, DPchallenge, food art, Frank O'Hara, poem, zerotohero

BY THE NOVICE GARDENER

It’s another snowy day
Keeping the sun at bay
Seems that dreary gray
Is long here to stay
Chasing my blues away
Island dreaming all day

food art island scene

Zero to Hero lucky day 21 for me. The challenge has us drafting a post, expanding on the new-to-you format post published for #19, where I talked about Bruno Mars in an aside.

Well, Bruno is from Hawaii, and Hawaii is an island. And I’ve been island dreaming all day long. I’d say I’d fulfilled the assignment, don’t you think?

The lucky part comes from the Weekly Writing Challenge that asks that we write a short post a la Frank O’Hara’s Lunch Poems. So, I’m killing two birds with one stone. One post for 2 challenges. Sometimes, you just get lucky.

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Great Balls of Fire!

05 Thursday Dec 2013

Posted by Angie | Fiesta Friday in Cooking, Daily Prompt, Poetry

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appetizer, daily prompt, Great Balls of Fire, Joe's Crab Shack, kataifi, phyllo, poem, recipe, temptation, texture

Oh, fiddle-dee-dee! We can’t possibly go to Joe’s Crab Shack everyday. It feels like that’s the only restaurant we go to these days. We’re completely addicted to their irresistibly tempting seafood balls, dubbed “Great Balls of Fire.”

Wait a minute, is my husband trying to sabotage my diet? He is also known around here as “Sabo,” after all. He’s been coming home from work, and without as much as saying hello, whistle rhythmically at us (his method of getting our attention), and herd us into the car. Off to Joe’s Crab Shack.

But today is going to be different. Today, I will stick to my diet. Doesn’t mean I won’t enjoy my meals. Low-fat version of these great balls of fire is the ticket. I’m baking them instead of deep-frying them.

kataifi recipe
savory cheesy crab kataifi
cheesy crab dip
stuffed mushrooms and jalapenos appetizer tray

These are not exactly Joe’s Crab Shack’s Great Balls of Fire, and they’re not exactly balls, either. But they are equally delicious. You have to try them before passing your judgment on them. I’m telling you they are every bit as irresistible.

cheesy crab stuffed kataifi

Cheesy Crab-stuffed Kataifi/Mushrooms/Jalapeños

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Great Balls of Fire from Joe’s Crab Shack are of course balls, deep-fried seafood balls. There are copycat recipes online for them, but I tend to do things my own way. I’m making balls of fire, Angie’s style. I wanted the crisp, without the guilt of deep-frying. Baking cheesy balls doesn’t usually render crispy exterior for me. That’s where kataifi comes in. I’ll talk more about it later. Now, the recipe first.

1 pkg (8 oz) low-fat cream cheese
1/2 cup light sour cream
1/4 cup light mayonnaise
8 oz fresh lump crab meat
3/4 cup shredded cheddar & jack cheese mix
1 tsp Old Bay seasoning
1/2 tsp paprika
1/4 tsp cayenne powder (optional)
1 small onion, diced
1 stalk celery, diced
2 cloves garlic, minced
1 or 2 seeded jalapeno, minced
1 tbsp olive oil or butter
Salt & pepper (Be careful with the salt. The crab meat and the cheeses were already salty.)
Kataifi strands (shredded phyllo) and/or jalapeños and mushrooms (about 8 oz or half the box)

1. Sauté onion, celery, garlic, jalapeno in olive oil/butter over med-high heat, until vegetables are cooked and soft. Let cool.
2. Mix cream cheese, sour cream, mayo, and all the seasoning until well blended.
3. Add the crab meat, the sautéed vegetables, and the shredded cheese. Mix to combine. Refrigerate for a couple of hours so it can stiffen up before using for filling.
4. Unroll the kataifi strands by pulling and spreading them gently with your fingers. They tend to get a little matted. Cut them into sections about 2 inches wide and 6 inches long. Place a tablespoon of crab filling on one end of kataifi strands and roll into a log (looks like a haystack to me.) Or you can roll the strands to form “bird’s nests” and place in a muffin tin, then put a spoonful of filling in each nest. Dab kataifi with melted butter, and bake in 350° F oven for 20 minutes, or until golden brown. Best served immediately.

I had leftover filling that I used to stuff mushrooms and jalapenos. When I ran out of mushrooms and jalapenos, I added plain low-fat yogurt to the rest of the filling, sprinkle more cheese on top, and bake in the same 350° F oven for 20 minutes, and I had cheesy crab dip! The recipe does make quite a lot of appetizers.

cheesy crab dip

Now about kataifi. If you’ve been to a Greek or Middle Eastern restaurant, you probably are familiar with kataifi as dessert, usually filled with nuts and sugar or honey and drenched in syrup, just like baklava. In fact, I used to call them kataifi baklava, since they taste just like baklava. Except with crunchier texture, and that is precisely why I love kataifi more than baklava. I have since learned, however, that it’s redundant to say kataifi baklava. A Greek friend said to just call them kataifi and that would be sufficient.

What he didn’t tell me was how versatile kataifi strands are. You don’t have to limit yourself to sweets when it comes to using kataifi. Just like phyllo sheets, you can use kataifi for both sweet and savory dishes. The box even comes with a recipe for fried shrimps wrapped in kataifi.

kataifi shredded phyllo
kataifi nests

Kataifi strands. Just like phyllo dough (sheets), just a different texture.

Kataifi is sold frozen in Mediterranean or Middle Eastern markets. Thaw overnight in the refrigerator prior to using. One word about kataifi. It dries out quickly. And when it’s dry, it becomes very brittle and difficult to roll or form. So, it’s best to take out just a little portion at a time, or cover the unused portion with a damp towel.

These crunchy cheesy crab stuffed kataifi rolls are simply irresistible.

savory kataifi rolls

Crunchy Cheesy Crab Kataifi

***

Speaking of irresistible, since that’s today’s daily prompt (this was written last Tuesday, more than a week ago, but was put on the back burner, what with Thanksgiving and all), I once met a guy who was totally irresistible. Tall, dark, and handsome, and all that. Killer sense of humor, too. Drove the latest model of BMW. With seat warmers, even. Temptation enough for you?

I was introduced to him by a college girlfriend. They went to the same high school. She and another girl were completely besotted with him. One time, they saw a note taped on my door, bearing his initials. The note stated simply,”Just came to say hello. Someone is thinking of you. Have a great day!”

Oh, how romantic, right? The two girls were highly envious, and mentioned how lucky I was. I thanked them for it but somehow felt it was a bit insulting although I couldn’t exactly say why. Also, they didn’t seem sincere at all.

So, I did go on a couple of dates with him, but decided against pursuing a relationship. He certainly knew how to show a girl a good time, and I did enjoy his company. But a couple of things about him nagged at me. For one, he didn’t have a job, so the car, the trendy clothes he wore, and the money he spent on our dates, were all Daddy’s.

The other thing, and this one was huge, was the fact that he was still in high school! This was a big deal for a college girl, or at least to me. Oh, calm down, he wasn’t underage. Younger than me, yes, but certainly an adult. Just didn’t graduate yet. Which probably meant he wasn’t a good student. His peers were already in college. So, I told the two girls they could fight over him.

My husband, the love of my life and a great student, knows of this story. He wouldn’t mind me reminiscing at all. Although I wish I had never told him about it. He likes to tease me every now and then, about going out with a high school student while already in college.

The daily prompt reminded me of that phase in my life, and prompted me to write this poem, which is also a response to the phrase,”Evil, thy name is woman.” I have always found the saying ridiculous. I had no idea evil was female. (Bruno Mars agrees with me, by the way. Just listen to his song “Runaway Baby.” At least he’s honest.)

“Temptation”
BY THE NOVICE GARDENER

Temptation, thy name is man
Run, run away, girls, as fast as you can
Sugar-coated words, he has a lot to say
Just so you know, he comes only to play

Eye candy on the outside
What of it if foul filling is inside?

Temptation, thy name is man
I knew that man, once before
A voice told me to show him the door
He wasn’t what I was waiting for

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Halloween: “In the shadow of the moon”

29 Tuesday Oct 2013

Posted by Angie | Fiesta Friday in Baking, Photography, Poetry

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chocolate cobwebs, cobweb cupcakes, halloween, halloween cakepops, halloween cupcakes, halloween tablescape, poem, recipes, spider cakepops

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“In the shadow of the moon”
BY THE NOVICE GARDENER

The black cat creeps the concrete
The woods owl hoots a warning
A car serpentines its way, zigzagging
The wasted driver can not see the street

A child leaves the group and decides to stray
To look at the Frankenstein display
Just on the edge of the pavement
Exactly at the point of moment
That the driver blinks and closes his lids
And finds himself unable to stop the skids

In the shadow of the moon
The black cat glints its eyes and arches
The woods owl freezes and changes its tune
Feathers ruffle to follow quiet hisses
To mourn for a child taken too soon

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Oh, I know, I know, it’s morbid and sad. Hey, it’s a Halloween post, and it’s a reminder for everyone out there to be careful and responsible. Let the fun night ends safely and happily for children and adults alike!

Here’s something that will make any child or adult happy,

cobweb cupcakes

Cobweb Cupcakes
These are red velvet cupcakes with cream cheese frosting and chocolate cobwebs as edible decorations. The cakes came out of a box of mix, unfortunately, but you wouldn’t do that. You would make them from scratch, I know, and then you would share your red velvet cake recipe, wouldn’t you? I’m waiting.

Cream cheese frosting
3 cups powdered sugar
1 (8 oz.) package cream cheese, softened
2 tbsp. coconut oil or butter, melted
1 tsp. vanilla

In a large bowl, mix cream cheese and coconut oil/butter. Beat until smooth. Add powdered sugar, 1 cup at a time, and vanilla. Continue beating until smooth.

How to make the chocolate cobwebs:
1. Melt dark chocolate morsels, either in a microwave oven or a double boiler. 
2. Put melted chocolate in a piping bag or a ziploc bag, cut a tiny hole from the tip of the bag.
3. On a piece of wax paper, pipe a star/asterisk first, then pipe the webs.
4. Let chocolate cobwebs harden, then peel them off from the paper.

how to make chocolate cobwebs
how to make chocolate cobwebs
 
I’m not sure I articulated the directions well, but the photos should help you figure them out.

***

halloween spider cakepops

Spooky Spiders
How cute are these spiders? My daughter and I made them together. In fact, she came up with the idea. She made cakepops with the leftover red velvet cake mix, in her trusty Babycakes cakepop maker. Then, we sliced them in half, dipped the tops in melted chocolate, sprinkled with edible glitter (cake sparkles), added pieces of licorice lace for the legs, pieces of white chocolate for the eyes, and pieces of jelly beans for the nose/mouth. Aren’t they adorable?

***

Update: This is the weirdest thing. My husband rarely visits or reads my blog, but he managed to read this post, and immediately requested that I make a change in the poem so that it has a happy ending. Didn’t know my writing affects him that much, and didn’t know he is such a softie! So, here goes:

“In the shadow of the moon” (continued)

Slowly I wipe my tears
My pillow soaked quite wet
It’s still dark, not morning yet
I call out but nobody hears
It’s nothing, only a nightmare
No child was taken or harmed anywhere

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“Fall, Leaves, Fall”

18 Friday Oct 2013

Posted by Angie | Fiesta Friday in Baking, Cooking, Photography, Poetry

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beef hand pies, cranberry scones, fall, hand pies, poem, poems, poetry, savory hand pies, scones

BY EMILY BRONTE

Fall, leaves, fall; die, flowers, away;
Lengthen night and shorten day;
Every leaf speaks bliss to me,
Fluttering from the autumn tree.
I shall smile when wreaths of snow
Blossom where the rose should grow;
I shall sing when night’s decay
Ushers in a drearier day.

Savory Hand Pies

***

“Fall Leaves”
BY THE NOVICE GARDENER

Oh, the beautiful leaves of Fall
Red, gold, green, and even brown
The yellow ones I like best of all
Down they all go from the tree’s crown

No, don’t blow them off yet
I want as many as my hands can get
What would you need them for, asked the husband
I want to make wreaths, and maybe a garland

Outside it’s raining and it’s windy!
Limp soggy leaves all over my car, how messy!
Blow them off, bag them, I don’t want any!
Of course I still think they’re pretty
But my Tiguan is my baby!

Oh, good grief! I’m better at making leaves in the kitchen. I’ll stick to that, instead.

Cranberry Scones

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